how to get out of going to an awkward party??..

"just be like; ' aw soz mate, i'm really not up for partying tonight, my fish died!!!' "

"ah why didn't i think of that?! - but i don't have a fish babe? and he knows i don't have a fish :( "

"ah nah, chill fam, that's no matter, just go out, buy a fish, take pictures of yourself with this fish, put them on facebook, hang out with the fish all week, write on facebook how in love with the new fish you are. and then suddenly, tragedy, the fish suddenly dies :O you're so heartbroken and you just can't party, totally justified and sorted. "

- ahahahahaha, love my girl lara too much, seriously!!!!!!!!!